Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
haven’t we all been there
We all have bean there
Ve Neill is my favorite makeup artist of all time.
A total legend, for sure.
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
Cutting off all my hair, buying this dress, becoming a fairy. Peace out Tumblr
I think I’ll keep my long hair, buy the dress and rule the fairy kingdom :)
It’s official — California is experiencing a whooping cough crisis of “epidemic proportions.”
State authorities announced on Monday that there have been 3,458 cases cases of whooping cough (also known as pertussis) since the beginning of this year, with more than 800 new cases in the past two weeks alone. Usually, there are 80 to 100 cases per month.
VACCINATE. YOUR. FUCKING. KIDS.
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD
My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.
This is one of those videos where the laugh makes it funnier. Pac ain’t dead.
I can’t stop watcjing this
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.