I left my heart in Disney World

Dreams Come True

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jackie-mitsume:

bussykiller:

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

haven’t we all been there


We all have bean there

jackie-mitsume:

bussykiller:

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

haven’t we all been there

We all have bean there

(via frombitchtobeast)



kateordie:

goddamnstupidusername:

Ve Neill is my favorite makeup artist of all time. 

A total legend, for sure.

(via always--wishing)


puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via dangerouspromises)


tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via mooseandpeaches)


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unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

(via all-hail-the-walrus)


bookwormbabe89:

sex-bom-omb:

Cutting off all my hair, buying this dress, becoming a fairy. Peace out Tumblr

I think I’ll keep my long hair, buy the dress and rule the fairy kingdom :)

bookwormbabe89:

sex-bom-omb:

Cutting off all my hair, buying this dress, becoming a fairy. Peace out Tumblr


I think I’ll keep my long hair, buy the dress and rule the fairy kingdom :)

(Source: dressesmeup, via dangerouspromises)


cardcarryingcynic:

policymic:

California is officially experiencing an epidemic previously thought eradicated

It’s official — California is experiencing a whooping cough crisis of “epidemic proportions.”
State authorities announced on Monday that there have been 3,458 cases cases of whooping cough (also known as pertussis) since the beginning of this year, with more than 800 new cases in the past two weeks alone. Usually, there are 80 to 100 cases per month.
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VACCINATE. YOUR. FUCKING. KIDS.

cardcarryingcynic:

policymic:

California is officially experiencing an epidemic previously thought eradicated

It’s official — California is experiencing a whooping cough crisis of “epidemic proportions.”

State authorities announced on Monday that there have been 3,458 cases cases of whooping cough (also known as pertussis) since the beginning of this year, with more than 800 new cases in the past two weeks alone. Usually, there are 80 to 100 cases per month.

Read more | Follow policymic

VACCINATE. YOUR. FUCKING. KIDS.

(Source: micdotcom, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)


tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via rabagel)


(Source: 3bnzr, via mooseandpeaches)


childservices:

royalblackpirate:

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

This is one of those videos where the laugh makes it funnier. Pac ain’t dead.

I can’t stop watcjing this

(via meatyravioli)


cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via wildbuttsex)


waltyensid:

Walt at it’s a small world's 1966 grand opening ceremony

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(via mydisneystories)


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